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I went to the aquarium recently and was very disappointed to find out that penguins are so small. I was under the impression that they were much taller creatures, something I could be eye to eye with one day.

If you have any leads on oversized antarctic birds, or want to be eye to eye with someone who has extraordinary expectations of the world, let’s get a drink.